How To Order So That The Auntie-Auntie Can Understand What The Hell You Want:
WHAT YOU WANT | HOW YOU PRONOUNCE IT |
| McDonald’s | Meh Donner |
| Big Mac Meal | Mee Mare Mew |
| Happy Meal | Hair Pee Mew |
| French Fries | Flench Fly |
| Filet O’Fish | Feese Burger |
| Mushroom Burger | Mus-sloom Burger |
| Chicken McNuggets | Meh Narget |
| Big Breakfast | Bee Blare Fers |
| Hot Cakes | Whore Cakes |
| Orange Juice | Or Leng Joo |
| Apple Pie | Apper Pai |
| Upsize | Up Sai |
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