How To Order So That The Auntie-Auntie Can Understand What The Hell You Want:

WHAT YOU WANT	HOW YOU PRONOUNCE IT
McDonald’s	Meh Donner
Big Mac Meal	Mee Mare Mew
Happy Meal	Hair Pee Mew
French Fries	Flench Fly
Filet O’Fish	Feese Burger
Mushroom Burger	Mus-sloom Burger
Chicken McNuggets	Meh Narget
Big Breakfast	Bee Blare Fers
Hot Cakes	Whore Cakes
Orange Juice	Or Leng Joo
Apple Pie	Apper Pai
Upsize	Up Sai